Monday, August 8, 2011

Fructose Corn Syrup

A conversation between me, my Roomie, and my roommate's Boyfriend:

Roomie (indicating a necklace shaped like a heart with a keyhole in it):  (RMBF) has the key to my heart!
Me:  I have to leave now.
RMBF:  I am sorry if she gave you diabetes, because that was sappy sweet.
Me (agreeing):  It was the high-fructose corn syrup of romance.
Roomie:  Ewww!  She just ruined it--I hate 'fructose corn syrup.
RMBF:  Especially when it gets all high an' stuff.*
RMBF (raspy):  Man!  Man, I can be in anything!
RMBF:  Check it out!  Man, I can be in bread!  What the heck am I doin' in bread?!

*He did not say "stuff".

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