A conversation between me, my Roomie, and my roommate's Boyfriend:
Roomie (indicating a necklace shaped like a heart with a keyhole in it): (RMBF) has the key to my heart!
Me: I have to leave now.
RMBF: I am sorry if she gave you diabetes, because that was sappy sweet.
Me (agreeing): It was the high-fructose corn syrup of romance.
Roomie: Ewww! She just ruined it--I hate 'fructose corn syrup.
RMBF: Especially when it gets all high an' stuff.*
RMBF (raspy): Man! Man, I can be in anything!
RMBF: Check it out! Man, I can be in bread! What the heck am I doin' in bread?!
*He did not say "stuff".
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